First of all there was Ray
  he went with Deidrie yeh Ray
  thought that he was the bee's knee
  but now he's left her and she's pleased
  and just incase you meet
  Deidrie down Coronation Street
  she's a slag.
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  everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
  slag slag slag
  Deidrie's a slag
  big ugly slag
  yeh Deidrie's a slag.
    Mike Baldwin came like a flash
  he had a Jag U ar and cash
  Ken saw them at the flicks that night
  neckin on he squeezed her tight
  and just in case you meet
  Deidrie down Coronation Street
  she's a slag...
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    Ken was next said I love you
  why all the o-ther blokes too
  Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
  it's up to me what I do
  and just in case you meet
  Deidrie down Coronation Street
  she's a slag...
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