Harry's hands are hands of mystery
  Connected to all calamities
  Harry's hands are hands of mystery
  They're accused of all burgiaries
    Harry's hands ain't what they used to be
  Harry's hands can't take anymore
  Harry's hands are hands of honesty
  It's a tragedy
    [Chorus:]
  And nobody understands,that Harry's
  handcuffed hands falsely accused, He's confused
  They made Harry's life hell, locked Harry in a cell
  And put the blame, they put the blame on...
  Harry's hands oo oo Harry's hands oo oo
    Harry's hands ain't what they were before
  The coppers call Harry a criminal
  Honest Harry, he never broke the law
  It's a tragedy
    [Chorus]
  Judge:"Harold Hands, you are an habitual criminal,
  I therefore sentence you to 125 years imprisonment"
    [Guitar Bit / Chorus]
    Harry's hands oo oo