Bowling Barmy, oo oo
  She's got bowling blues
  Bowling socks, bowling shoes
  Bowling night & day Hey
    She waits miserably
  Down the bowling alley
  He's a bowling junky
  Bowls his life away
    Always, always, he's off with the bowling team
  Always, always, bowling to the extreme
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  Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
  They yell yikes at his spares & strikes
  Champ, I'm the champion
  Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
  Ten Pins down, the bowling crown
  & a medal with a skittle on
  Bowling Barmy
    Boasting bowler, don't care
  I've got trophies everywhere
  He's too much to bear
  Bowling barmy...
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  Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling
  Bowling Bowling Bowling Barmy