As it spun around and around,
  I thought to myself this is quite amazing
  Perhaps they would be justified in laughing
  If this was a scene from naked gun part III
  I think I'll go home now
  Where all of my possessions are safe
  And I can rely on no one to mess up my stuff but me
  And I'll be the first one to start the trend
  Where we treat our modes of transportation as friends
  This means 10-w-40
  This week's record
  This means recognizing a name
  And treating it as if it were human
  I'll personify
  I will live to ride
  Ride to live.