We're not the Titanics and we'renot the Voodoo Dolls
  We're not Buullet LaVolta and we ain't 8-balls
  We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags
  Hey, we may be the Queers but we ain't no fags
    I keep hoping you'll wake up, ya losers
  Use what's left of your brain
  You don't have to tell me how great you are
  Ya stupid, stupid, stupid kid
    Ya junk freak etc, etc
    This guitar wasn't paid for by my mom and my dad
  I'm not a college boy in a band, pretending I'm bad
  See I'm a loser, a fuckup, and an asshole just like you
  In my punk rock band thinking I'm so cool
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    My girlfriend's never satisfied no matter what I do
  Well listen baby, I'm not too impressed with you
  I'm sorry we're not as famous as Gang Green
  We are the Queers and my name's Joe King
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