Well I've seen Black Flag and I've seen the Germs
  And I've jammed with G.G. too
  Even opened up for the Ramones
  But it just ain't any use
  She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
  It's all suck frightful tripe to her
    Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her
  Tamara is a punk, she's a real punk rocker
  Tamara is a punk and I wish she was my girl
    I've been in Rolling Stone
  Not to bitch and moan
  But she's simple not impressed
  I'm not as punk as fuck to her
  But I'm friends with MTX
  She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
  It's all suck frightful trip, to her
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    She's the coolest of the cool
  She's the toughest of the tough
  She's the grooviest punk rock girl
  She's the queen of the scene in the neighborhood
  And she's got my heart in a whirl
  And we'll never kiss in the Elvis Room
  'Cause she doesn't like me like that
  Not her and me - she's too cool for that scene
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