[Chorus 1]
    3, 6, 9
  The goose drank wine
  The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
  The line broke, the monkey got choked
  And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
    Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Slap
  Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
  Pat it on your partner hand... right hand
  Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
  Cross it with your left arm
  Pat your partner left palm
  Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
  Pat your partner right palm
  Clap Slap! Clap your hand...
  Slap your thigh and sing a little song
    [Chorus 2]
    My mama told me if I was lucky
  That she would treat me
  If I was goody
  My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
  No I'm not kidding
  That's what she told her
    3, 6, 9
  The goose drank wine
  The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
  The line broke, the monkey got choked
  And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
    Clap Clap!
  Clap your hands and prepare to Pat
  Take your right arm
  Pat your partner?r palm with your right palm
    Clap!
  Take your hand back and clap
  Clap!
  Take your right arm
  Cross your right arm with your left arm
  Pat your partner?r left palm with your left palm
  Clap!
  Now back with a clap
  Take your hand to your palm and slap your thigh
  And watch the fun materialize
  As you sing this little song:
    [Chorus 2]
    (whisper)
  [Chorus 1]
    [Chorus 2 (x2)]
    That's what she told her
  I don't believe It
  Yeah right
  Can you believe it?
    [Chorus 1]