It was on the good ship Venus
  By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
  The figurehead was a whore in bed
  And the mast, a mammoth penis
    The captain of this lugger
  He was a dirty bugger
  He wasn't fit to shovel shit
  From one place to another
    [Chorus:]
  Friggin' in the riggin'
  Friggin' in the riggin'
  Friggin' in the riggin'
  There was fuck all else to do
    The captain's name was Morgan
  By Christ, he was a gorgon
  Ten times a day he'd stop and play
  With his fuckin' organ
    The first mate's name was Cooper
  By Christ he was a trooper.
  He jerked and jerked until he worked
  Himself into a stupor
    [Chorus]
    The second mate was Andy
  By Christ, he had a dandy
  Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
  For cumming in the brandy
    The cabin boy was Flipper
  WRONG: He was a fuckin' nigger
  CORRECT: He was a fuckin' nipper
  He stuffed his ass with broken glass
  And circumcised the skipper
    [Chorus]
    The Captain's wife was Mabel
  To fuck she was not able
  So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
  Across the barroom table
    The Captain had a daughter
  Who fell in deep sea water
  WRONG:And by her squeals we knew the eels
  CORECT: Delighted squeals revealed that eels
  Had found 'er sexual quarters
    [Repeat Chorus to Fade]
    [ Thanks Chocky bear for correction ]