[Pain In Da Ass]
  You're all a bunch of fucking assholes
  You know why?
  Cause you don't got the guts to be what you want to be
  Fabolous...he doesn't have that problem
  He always tells the truth
  That's what it's all about?
  That's what we work so hard for Fabolous?
  So they can point their fucking fingers
  and call me the fucking bad guy?
    [Verse 1]
  I guess I'm the bad guy
  The fingers is pointing
  Nigga, I don't go in no clubs without bringing my joint in
  They be asking fellas why (why?)
  It's cause the streets is watching
  With an envious ear, jealous eye
  You know how William H. Bonnie's rockin
  I keep the home ? two way contact for Johnny Cochran
  Be the same dudes, testing your patience
  In them hospitals, resting like patients, confessing to agents
  You smell me, you gotta spray the Wesson like fragrance
  And you pay your way out arrests and arraignments
  These playas been playin' foul
  And I done learned my lesson with flagrants
  Nigga, this how I live it ain't just entertainment
  I'm what they been trying to do, not do
  I'm the kid, they been lying to you
  You need people like me
  I'm so F-A, B-O, L-O, U-S
  Yeah, that's the bad guy
    [Pain In Da Ass]
  You need people like me
  So you can point your fucking fingers
  And say, "That's the bad guy."
  So, what they make you?
  Good?
    [Verse 2]
  Bitches think all they gotta do is say the child is yours
  Quit they job and live off the child support
  How could you stand there, smile in court
  I'ma just settle, fly back to them Cayman Isle resorts
  You better sign a pre-nup
  You catch me instead of 'it wasn't me'
  I'm gonna say 'where you get a key from?'
  I love the way your butt swishes
  But non of these slut bitches
  is worth me asking my doctor why my nuts itches
  If they see how the Rolls Royce smell
  All day I be emptying my in box and my whole voice mail
  I'll be ready to light the weed and pull it
  Now every chick want to make me come faster than a speeding bullet
  But I ain't into coaching birds like Tony LaRussa
  I done had the thickest chickens to the boniest roosters
  Who have trouble getting the kid like me to spend
  Ma you'll never see a bad guy like me again, for real
    [Pain In Da Ass]
  So say goodnight to the bad guy, come on
  It's the last time you're gonna hear a bad guy ?
  You better make way, it's a bad guy coming through
    [Verse 3]
  Come on
  What type of bad guy give fellas ?, females hugs
  I making my business, my kids won't have to retail drugs
  I get threats over the two way from email thugs
  I ride with ratchets, clips under the CL rugs
  Think I'm liking you? Wrong
  Cause even if I get locked
  My money won't let me stay unrighteous for wrong
  Case dismissed, the DA even liking the song
  Right back to the P's, latest pair of Michael's shoes on
  When you holla in the club it's cool
  But don't change the subject fool
  And start askin if I remember you from public school
  You know I done heard dozens, of these birds buzzing
  Talking 'bout I used to fuck with they 3rd cousin
  FYI, stay the fuck from 'round me
  ? guys who want to hear somebody stuck or clown me
  I don't care what other haters do
  But if you think I'm loved for saving you
  Say goodnight to the bad guy
    [Pain In Da Ass]
  Whoever said to us
  Now maybe you can buy yourself
  one of them first class tickets to the Resurrection
  [Gun Shot]