Sing, Michael, sing-on the route of the 19 Bus
  Hear them sayin'
  How you get a rude and a reckless?
  Don't you be so crude and a feckless
  You been drinking brew for breakfast
  Rudie can't fail
    So we reply
  I know that my life make you nervous
  But I tell you that I can't live in service
  Like the doctor who was born for a purpose***
  Rudie can't fail
    I WENT TO THE MARKET TO REALISE MY SOUL
  'CAUSE WHAT I NEED I JUST DON'T HAVE
  FIRST THEY CURSE, THEN THEY PRESS ME TILL I HURT
  WE SAY RUDIE CAN'T FAIL
    We hear them sayin'
  Now first you must cure your temper
  Then you find a job in the paper
  You need someone for a saviour
  Oh, Rudie can't fail
    We reply
  Now we get a rude and a reckless
  We been seen lookin' cool an' a speckless
  We been drinking brew for breakfast
  So Rudie can't fail
    Okay!
  So where you wanna go today?
  Hey boss man!
  You're looking pretty smart
  In your chicken skin suit
    You think you're pretty hot
  In your pork pie hat
  But...Rudie can't fail
  Look out, look out...
  Sky juice!...10 cents a bottle!
    [*DOCTOR ALIMANTADO]