Why don't you pick up after your done?
  I'm not your slave
  I'm not your mother
  I'm not your maid
  I mean I've got a life too
  So fuck you!
    Why can't you be nicer to my friend?
  They're gonna be here soon
  Last time they were here
  You just sat in the bedroom
  Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou
  Fuck you!
    Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
  I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
  Fuck you!
    I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately
  Fuck you!
    Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off
  Fuck you!
    I had the beer at work, for God's sake
  Fuck you!
    By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?
  Fuck you!
    I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
  Why don't you ever take me to a play?
  Or a museum?
  There's an art gallery two blocks away
  And we've never been there
  We always do what you wanna do
  Fuck you!
    You didn't notice
  I got new throw pillows for the sofa
  You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue
  Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?
  You take me for granted
  Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
  I always try to look my best and you should too
  Fuck you!
    Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?
  You're such a jerk
  The only thing you do right is
  Tell me that you love me
  Well, I guess I love you too
  But fuck you!
  Seriously