Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
  I needed sex and I got mine
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
  The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends
  That's how this country's run
  Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
    I blew George & Harvey's brains out with my six-gun
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
  Gonna write my book and make a million
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
    I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
  My cop friends think that's fine
  You can get away with murder if you've got a badge
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
  I fought the law and I won
    I am the law
  So I won