let's pack the kids and crank up the car now
  i bet that there's nothing like it in moscow
  it's wild wild ride where i met my bride
  i wanna go on again if we've got enough money
  that's where i'm gonna murder my honey
    godzilla will be there to meet you
  so be friendly 'cause he just might eat you
  murder she wrote on the row row boat
  i'm gonna push her right down keep my head above the water
  she won't come back from monster island
    i see them floating down the hall
  ghosts and goblins nine feet tall
  the trap door opens and she falls
  ooh aah...
      monster island monster island
  for a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife
  and have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy
  a shovel could come in handy
    there's a jungle where the coconut tress grow
  and now the lady's crying "dear, please let me go!"
  i've known her for fifteen years
  but now she's lying in a pool of blood
  monster island's got a new mound of mud