You dirty old man
  now you know you got it
  Once you've caught it
  nothing can be done
  It's fatal and it's fast
  so look back into the past
  Realize you're not the only one
  You cannot escape the fatal illness
  You realize there's nothing you can do
  Took you by surprise
  Won't leave you till you die
  There's a fuckin' fatal illness on you!
    Poor big fat Al
  With a fatal illness on his hands
  Too late for him now
  At least he understands
  IT'S THE END
    Doctors told you everything about it
  There's no cure and now
  you are going to die
  ake the time you got
  and smoke a lot of pot
  Have a fucking party to say goodbye
    Way big fat Al
  With a fatal illness on his hands
  Too late for him now
  At least he understands
  IT'S THE END