Impotency really sucks.
  I don't know why I can't get it up.
  Why me?! Why?!
  All of my friends make fun of me.
  "Hard to ejaculate! Easy to pee!"
  Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow!
  I'm flaccid and limp. I can't get an erection.
  (Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)
    There must be something wrong with me.
  I will never get laid.
  I've got a penis infection.
  There must be something wrong with me!!
  Uh, duh...impotency!
    I went to my doctor the other day,
  He asked me if I was straight or gay.
  Well, my eyes are slanted.
  That's not the problem can't you see, you stupid rug rat?
  I've got a problem. actually, I've got a case called impotency.
  Oh yeah, yeah.