We've been dating for a week and now you're asking me if I love you.
  I don't know what to say.
  Hey, why don't we hit the hay?
  I'll be your love slave in the morning and pretend that we're okay.
  You're moving fast.
  Don't get attached.
  I think you're hot but I love you, not!
  When I'm with you, I don't want to hear the words that don't mean anything to me.
  I don't love you, I will never say those words that don't mean anything to me.
  BIATCH!!!
  We are nothing but a fling so don' expect a thing from me, girl, you're way too serious.
  Why don't you just build a bridge so you GET OVER IT and me, girl, we're friends with benefits.
  Pathetic Hopeless Romantic, this is why you never get it.
  Single is the way for me.
  Come play with me.
  OH JOHNEE!
    Thanks to Josh Reisner for these lyrics