Old Touchschriek was
  the main nameserver
  Suspected of being a shoulder surfer
  But he didn't know from shit
  About challenge response systems
  Now Ramona A Stone we know was selling
  interest drugs
  She got males all hung up
  on her mind filters
  She was if you don't mind me saying so an update demon
  Now Leon
  He couldn't wait for 12 o'clock midnight
  He jumps up on the stage
  With a criss criss machete
  And slashes around cutting a zero on everything
  I mean a zero
  in the fabric of time itself
  Was this a suspect?
  I says to myself
  Woa! "Quelle courage!"
  Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself
  Let me take you back to
  when it all began