I stayed out late last night
  Why am I such a fool?
  My alarm did not go off
  Now I'm late for school
  I sneak slowly into class with professional agility,
  "Yer not saved by the bell," yells Mr. Peabody
    Some people think that I should do my best,
  Why should I when I just flunked my last test
  Just Say No
  To Popular Demand
  Cuz everyone you know is workin' for the man
  Just Say No
  To Popular Demand
  Walk when they say run, and sit when they say stand
    The faculty is all against me
  The Government is too
  Ferris Bueler you're my hero
  You'd know what to do
  Live each day as if it was your last, that was always my philosphy
  No! Try harder than the rest, that's what they yell at me