I'll stare in the sun too long
  And burn my eyes out
  I'll hold my hand on the store
  And melt my flesh off
    Dare me to jump and I'll be the first
  Can't push me too far cuz I'm always the worst!
    I'll be the one who's actually dumb
  I'll be the one to do the things thaĽ no one's done
  I'll be the first one to take the dare
  Cuz I'm # 1! I'm not scared!
    I'll shave my nose off
  I'll chop my baby toe off
  I'll tattoo my eyes from the inside
  So I can see it!
    I'll pierce my colon
  So my shit comes out like Play Dough
  I'll knock my tooth out
  I'll slice my ear lobe!
    I'll be the one who's actually dumb
  I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done
  I'll be the first one to take the dare
  Cuz I'm # 1! I'm not scared!
    You can't stop me
  You can't shock me
  I'm too crazy!
  Cuz I'll chop off my leg
  I'll tattoo my head
  And don't think I won't fucking do it!
    I'll Be the one who's actually dumb
  I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done
  I'll be the first one to take the dare
  Cuz I'm # 1! I'm not scared!