[liner note:]
  it's a typical cloudy day in canton, ohio, and the relient k boys are trying to score something to do.
  matt t. gives dave's cell a phone call.
    [*cell phone ring*]
  what's up dude?
  i'm getting kind of bored
  let's get some food
  and then hit movies 4
  what's going on?
  whats up with all our friends?
  let's start a rumor
  just to find out where it ends
    cause a small town is like a small stage
  for teenagers and their drama
  instead of playing shows, we'll be showing plays
  like 90210 without the beverly hills
    well, don't you think (don't you think), don't you think it's high time
  that we never settle down (never settle down)
  well, don't you think (don't you think), don't you think it's high time
  that we get out of this town (get out of this town)
  cause if we leave then we just might be okay
    hoopes i did it again
  i messed everything up, and i think i hurt my friends
  hoopes i did it again
  relationships that work are things that i can't comprehend
    ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut
  it's not too crazy and it's not the best but
  we're not setting forest fires just out of boredom
  i'd rather see a movie if in fact i can afford one
    cause a small town is like a small stage
  for teenagers and their drama
  instead of playing shows, we'll be showing plays
  like 90210 without the beverly hills
    well, don't you think (don't you think), don't you think it's high time
  that we never settle down (never settle down)
  well, don't you think (don't you think), don't you think it's high time
  that we get out of this town (get out of this town)
    cause if we leave then we just might make a difference
  and if we leave then we just might be okay
  and i don't think it would hurt to get away
    hoopes i did it again
  i messed everything up, and i think i hurt my friends
  hoopes i did it again
  relationships that work are things that i can't comprehend
    dan bakitus said i'm shallow
  he said i've got no integrity
  but, i don't know dan bakitus
  and dan bakitus, he don't know me
    cause we always say in canton
  you can't enjoy (canton joy) yourself
  well, there's truth to that
  but may i add
  it's not half bad
  and never less than that
    cause we always say in canton
  you can't enjoy (canton joy) yourself
  well, there's truth to that
  but may i add
  it's not half bad
  and never less than that