[Slick Rick]
  Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'
  Y'all niggas been poppin' an awful lot of shit for a while now
  Talking all that shit
  Like y'all motherfuckers got so much motherfuckin' personality and shit (yeah)
  All of y'all poppin' all that fly shit, tryin' to dis niggas and all that
  bullshit, know what I'm sayin? (yeah)
  But you know deep down i your motherfuckin' hearts, y'all niggas is BOOOMBS
  compared to this nigga named Slick Rick
  You know that shit, you been knew that shit (yeah)
  Y'all motherfuckers been knew that motherfucker might come back and kick ya'll
  motherfuckin' ass (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
    [JD]
  YO! TURN IT UP! [2X]
  Y'ALL GOTTA TURN IT UP
  DO LIKE I DO HA HA
    [Slick Rick]
  Ladies and gents, let the teacher start
  I am the greatest rapper, walk, talk, eat, shit, fart
  You motherfuckers can't see me
  Even with a patch on my eye, I'm dreamy
  All in the grill of the gruesome
  1, 2, 3, 7 diamonds on the twosome
  Schedule, I aim to be in Atlanta with the legendary Jermaine Dupri
    [JD]
  Uh huh, I'm more delicious than shit outta cook books
  See I'll even make Salvation Army clothes look good (you know)
  That divine, so fine, don't even wear the same underwear 2 times
    [SR]
  JD, not the one to fuck around with
  Heard ya got the whole entire state locked down, kid
    [JD]
  That's right so don't ask us who the best
  From the north to the south to the east to the west
  We're...
    [Chorus]
  Fresh, dressed like a million bucks
  Still worn the Bally shoes and the fly green socks
  We're fresh, dressed like a million bucks
  Still worn the Bally sodadadadada socks
    [JD]
  Come on, kids, Jermaine Dupri a wiz
  Walkin' down the street, you kow mindin' my own biz
  My man girlfriend started actin' like she hoein'
  "Hey JD, where your fine ass going?"
  To the studio, I told her frontin'
  Unless you wanna take it in the cooler or sumpin'
    [SR] For real and that shit ain't a fact?
    [JD]
  She said that she would meet me at my house around 10
  Not to mention, a nice tender body
  10 o'clock, here came the red beau hotty
  My man girl told totally deceptive
  Still I try to fuck the full out the bitch rectum
  See, the woman so shady
  Talkin' bout actin' like she upped and offed JD
  Now she wanna kiss and caress cause i left a couple of bite marks on the hun's
  breasts I'm...
    [Chorus 2x]
    [SR]
  When the doubt falls, my door they knock up on
  Designers even ask me what they need to stock up on
  Why the fuck did ya like to done pest us
  When the tag team ya hearin' is untouchable, peasant?
  Slick, Jermaine Dupri back as the fat trackers
  We'll diarrhea up on your black ass
  Babies jump out the carriage
  Could even fix the Hillary and Clinton marriage
  Charisma now felt
  To the point where even I could make even lesbians melt
  Models bookin' at me
  Could even make her grandmother catch an orgasm lookin' at me (you know)
  It's kinda outlandish, rastas even say
  "What kind fine young man dis"
  So don't put me to the test
  From the north, from the south to the east to the west
  We're...
    [Chorus til end]