Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    We're a death marching band, peter pan off the wagon
  Entertain but never trust anyone sober
  Where tasteless but taste good, my (s)top hats top hat(ed)
  Unsafe cheerleaders porn poms and pipe bombs
    I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
  I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
  I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
  Don't say no, just say now
    I like a big car cause I'm a big star
  I'll make a big rock and roll hits
  I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore
  I am, I am, I am so yours
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  I'd like to la-la-la-la love you
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  I'd like to la-la-la-la love you
    I'm the leader of the club, and I've shrugged off my mouse ears
  We fly no-class Dumbo jets, and drive hardcore-o-vettes
  We fight war with drugs, and our sex always formal
  We wear lawsuits when we get high, high, high
    I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
  I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
  I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
  Don't say no, just say now
    I like a big car cause I'm a big star
  I'll make a big rock and roll hits
  I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore
  I am, I am, I am so yours
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  I'd like to la-la-la-la love you
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  I'd like to la-la-la-la love you
    Inhale exhale, lets all hail
  It's a depraved new world
  after all
  Inhale exhale, lets all hail
  It's a depraved new world
  after all
  I like a big car cause I'm a big star
  I'll make a big rock and roll hits
  I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore
  I am, I am, I am so yours
    I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar
  Call it fake, I call it as good as it gets
  Nothing in this world is real
  Except you are for me, and I am so yours
    Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
  Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
    [ Thanks Mike Voorhees for correction ]