Life is so boring
  It's really got me snoring
  I'm wearing out the flooring
  In a cheap motel
  But I don't have to work
  And I might be sinning
  But I never have to listen to
  The rings of school bells
    Don't you remember?
  You told me in December
  That a boy is not a man
  Until he makes a stand
  Will, I'm not a genius
  But maybe you'll remember this
  I never said I wanted to be a man
    I get nervous when she comes around
    My mom is so caring
  She really got me staring
  At all the crazy little things
  She does for sure
  And I can't seem to think of
  Another kind of love
  That a boy could ever get
  From anyone but her
    I get nervous when she comes around