I am the king of the new white underclass
  I am the prince of the lazy and poor
  I am the one who sleeps the latest
  I am the one who won't do my chores
  I am the god of unemployment
  The Antichrist of the American dream
  I used to fight for church and country
  But now I don't fit into the corporate scheme
    I used to get up and go to work
  But I don't play that game no more
  I won't work for no corporation
  I won't owe my soul to no company store
    Study hard and you'll have a future
  Oh yeah, when the hell was that ever true?
  Study hard and you'll still go nowhere
  Study hard and you'll still get screwed
    I used to get up and go to work
  But now I just wanna stay in bed
  Maybe I'll join the Communist Party
  Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red
    Workers of the world, unite and do nothing
  Workers of the world, unite and relax
  Don't get your boss that cup of coffee
  Don't write that memo don't send that fax
  You shouldn't even pay your income tax
  Workers of the world, unite and be lazy
  Workers of the world, listen to me
    Another 8 hours at the factory
  Another 8 hours and what have you learned
  Be obedient and do what they tell you
  Be obedient and still get burned
  Another 8 hours at the factory
    Work all day for a tiny little check
  Work all day for no respect
    I used to get up and do my job
  But now I enjoy doin' nothin' better
  I think I'll go bum around
  I think I'll enjoy this lovely weather
    Maybe someday there'll be a revolution
  Maybe someday we'll have meaningful jobs
  But until that day I'm gonna be lazy
  I'm not gonna be no workin' slob
    I used to get up and go to work
  But I don't play that game no more
  I'm not gonna work for no corporation
  I'm not gonna owe my soul to no company store
    I used to get up and go to work
  But now I just wanna stay in bed
  Maybe I'll join the Communist Party
  Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red