Born to love volcanos
  Seen em on PBS
  Born to love volcanos
  My apartment is a mess
  Somewhere under that pile of clothes
  Lies a whole $10 bill
  Telephones are ringing
  In a land called PBS
  Fat lady is singing
  In a land called PBS
  Maybe she loves volcanos too
  I'll just have to take a guess
  She looks like a little volcano
  With her red hair and brown dress
    Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
    Born to love volcanos
  Seen em on PBS
  Born to love volcanos
  This city is a mess
  Somewhere on a steam vent
  Sits a man without a home
  Tribute to Carl Sagan
  Tonight on PBS
  Alistair Cooke is beggin'
  Tonight on PBS
  Maybe he needs my money more
  Than a man without a home
  He wants to make a documentary
  On the footwear of ancient Rome
    Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
    Born to love volcanos
  Seen em on PBS
  Born to love volcanos
  This country is a mess
  Every 2 minutes a girl gets pregnant
  Cause no one gives them the facts
  Intellectuals are phoning
  To a land called PBS
  Some old man is droning
  In a land called PBS
  Maybe he needs my money
  More than a bunch of pregnant teens
  A toll-free number to call in my money
  Appears upon my screen
    Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Born to love volcanos
  Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
  Born to love volcanos