Went out to feed the cattle
  And to my surprise
  My lawn was full of bodies
  Just a gatherin' up the flies
  A big ol' jet liner
  Had dropped from out of the sky
  Well I was so darn happy that
  I couldn't believe my eyes
    We're gonna stuff 'em
  Put 'em on display
  'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly
    Loadin' up my tractor
  Gonna take the bodies inside
  Betty Lou will bring the sawdust
  And I've got the formaldehyde
  I'm callin' up my neighbours
  Tell 'em all to drop by
  A body stuffin' party
  And we'll bake some kidney pie
    We're gonna stuff 'em
  Put 'em on display
  'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly
    We'll have our own air crash museum
  People lined for miles just to see 'em
    Jim Croce's in the corner
  The Big Bopper's by the stairs
  Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen
  But nobody cares