Love songs, I used to hate that shit
  But I find out, just bit by bit
  They're stupid, silly, but they're true
  So many cliches I never knew
  Most love songs, they really suck
  Boring stories filled with bad luck
  But damn man, every word is right
  All that shit about loneliness in the night
    Let's face it, we all need that someone
  A real true friend that we can count on
  And that's what love songs are about
  This emotion we can't live without
  But still, most love songs, they are fake
  Too much whining, more than I can take
  So I'm not gonna write that stuff
  Those lyrics are true but we have 'm enough
    These are some lines about a love song
  It's just another love song to hate
  These are just some lines about a thing called
    Love songs, I found it out
  I understand what they're all about
  I thought love stood for pathetic weakness
  But passion fills me when we kiss
  You know, it's not the love songs I disgust
  It's the sly dog singers I don't trust
  They warble and they look too smooth
  A phoney smile in a rich man's suit
    Sometimes, I wanna write one
  A love song for that special someone
  Words about this pain and pleasure
  Two hearts searching for a treasure
  But I prefer to write about
  Things we don't like to say out loud
  So love songs, it's alright with me
  Most suck but are true that's what I plea