I know you're antiseptic
  Your deodorant smells nice
  I'd like to get to know you
  But you're deep frozen like the ice
    He's a germ free adolescent
  Cleanliness is her obsession
  Cleans her teeth ten times a day
  Scrub away scrub away scrub away
  The S.R. way....
    You may get to touch her
  If your gloves are sterilised
  Rinse your mouth with listerine
  Blow disinfectant in her eyes
    Her phobia is infection
  She needs one to survive
  It's her built-in protection
  Without fear she'd give up and die