Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
  Change the channels for an hour or two
  Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
  I'm sick of all the same old shit
  In a house with unlocked doors
  And I'm fucking lazy
    Bite my lip and close my eyes
  Take me away to paradise
  I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
  And I smell like shit
    Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
  I sure as hell can't do it by myself
  I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
  Barred indoors from the summer street
  I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
  And I lost the key
    Bite my lip and close my eyes
  Take me away to paradise
  I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
  And I smell like shit
    I GOT NO MOTIVATION
  WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
  NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
  SMOKING MY INSPIRATION
    Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
  Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
  My mother says to get a job
  But she don't like the one SHE'S got
  When masturbation's lost its fun
  You're fucking lazy
    Bite my lip and close my eyes
  Take me away to paradise
  I'm so damn BORED
  I'm going blind
  And loneliness has to suffice
  Bite my lip and close my eyes
  I was slipping away to paradise
  Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
  But it's just a myth
    [ Thanks kyle noonan for correction ]