I've got an enemy, he lives right down the street
  last night he egged my house, and toilet papered my trees
  this guy sucks at life, but he's good at pissing me off
  I can never think of a way to tell him "that's enough"
    there are a lot of enemies in this world
  there is an enemy for everyone
  If you don't believe me, you'll know it's true
  when an enemy might pretend,
  before you know, he's (she's) not your friend
  you'll find out in the end
    I've got an enemy who works with me everyday
  he likes to talk a lot, he thinks he knows everything
  he only shows respect when he is outta cigarettes
  that way he can get them off of me