I'm the kinda guy
  a girl takes home to mom
  with pleated Khaki pants
  cologne that's the bomb
  sure smell purdy, purdy
    Shake her dad's hand
  and look him in the eye
  And tell him straight up
  "I'm just a regular guy"
  I'll have her home by 9 sir
    And I'm a regular guy
  who stays out of trouble
  A regular guy
  says "Ma'am on the double"
  I'm a regular guy
  just like "Dawson's Creek"
  A regular guy
  just don't call me a geek, a geek
  Yah ha
    & sometimes
  I remember
  what got me here
  It was fightin & cussin
  back off I'm in a boy band
  And showing no fear
    ok alright time now
  ok
  hehe hehe hehe BURP hehe....
    I watch Jay Leno
  hes funny
  7th heaven, too
  And I ask myself sometimes
  "what would Jesus do?"
  grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
  I'm buds with my Mom
  nd I hang out wiht my Dad
  Hes my buddy hahahehah
  I play every thing safe
  so I'll never be sad
  boo hoo
    And I'm a regular guy
  who stays out of trouble
  A regular guy
  says "Ma'am on the double"
  I'm a regular guy
  just like "Dawson's Creek"
  A regular guy
  just don't call me a geek, a geek
  dont push me!
    Dammit
  Sometimes I wanna
  smash things
  Get jacked up
  And whacked up
  And havta pee in a cup
  Who's your problem
    haheha ehh hahah
    And I'm a regular guy
  who stays out of trouble
  A regular guy
  says "Ma'am on the double"
  I'm a regular guy
  just like "Dawson's Creek"
  A regular guy
  just don't call me a geek, a geek