you make me feel like my first hangover
  you're touchin' me like the very worst time
  an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain
  and i've learned my lesson....again
    i do the unoccasional dumb thing
  i try to keep them many
  and not so far between
  and all the whisky makes me crazy
  when i've got nothin' better:to do
    it's my confession
  hey, it's my profession
  well i profess, to all the rest
  that i drink the way i...do