Well I'm traveling down the road
  And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,
  I cant do the show
  Hanging out backstage
  I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract
  I puked on every page
  Slaughtered half the crew
  Caused they ate the deli-tray
  Oh Baby hey
  Said I'd do the show but I Canceled anyway
  [Chorus:]
  You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms
  Just another wattle flapping
  On the old turkey farm
  So baby....
  [Second Chorus by Beefcake]
  [2nd Chorus:]
  And while the wheels keep rolling
  And another signpost gone
  All along the road behind
  Oh can't you hear me calling
  Like the sad whale song I'm on the road behind
  Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy
  Y'know I snuffed a million planets
  But I still find time to cry
  Because there's more to life
  Then making other people die
  Like a little bloody tear
  Running out my dirty little eye
  And some things baby
  They don't make no sense
  Does it really matter if it bugs
  Your parents?
  [Chorus]
  Now baby quit yer crying
  Put those clown britches on
  [2nd Chorus]
  A sad whale song... sad whale baby