Barnyard Stomp
  all the animals and you
  I got a dog
  I got a cat
  I got a hog
  I got a bat
  I got a monkey fish
  I got a funky fish
  I got a pig log dig dog
  Turkey log
  Corny Cobb
  Bag dang ding dong
  Slap a dappy wiggy wam
  Sex Cow!
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals with you
  Barnyard Stomp
  All the animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals
  Barnyard Stomp
  I'm stomping animals with you
  I got you
  got you
  Down in the dark where the wild things grow
  We're in there where the people don't go
  Licking and sticking and piercing the pud
  Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud
  We don't care what the people say
  Every day is tree frog day
  Still they say we live in scuz land
  But that's where I met my cuzband
  Sex Cow!
  I'm in love with a crazy sex cow
  Baby I don't even know your name
  Once you love
  sex cow
  Ain't nothing gonna be the same
  You're just a sex cow
  sex cow