I'm calling from the diner
  the diner on the corner
  I ordered two coffees
  one is for you
  I was hoping you'd join me
  'cause I ain't go no money
  and I really miss you
  I should mention that too
    yes I know what time it is
  in fact, I just checked
  I even know the date
  and the month
  and the year
  I know I haven't been sleeping
  and when I do
  I just dream of you
  dear
    I miss watching you
  drool on your pillow
  I miss watching you
  pull on your clothes
  I miss listening
  to you in the bathroom
  flushing the toilet
  blowing your nose
    I'm calling from the diner
  the diner on the corner
  I ordered two coffees
  one is for you
  the cups are so close
  the steam is rising
  in one stream
  how are you
    I think you're the least fucked up
  person I've ever met
  and that may be as close to the real thing
  as I'm ever gonna get
  but my quarter's gonna run out now
  or so I'm told
  I guess I'd better go sit down
  and wait for you
  til my coffee gets cold