In the bosom of Europa
   Little Liza was caressed
   By the music of the angels
   Playing underneath her dress
   She saw the Great Caruso
   And that's when she fell in love
   She'd think of him as Elvis
   If she knew who Elvis was
  
   Spinning round and round
   You can hear her moan
   She's all by herself
   But she's not alone
  
   Wonderful things happen to me
   Whenever I sing that White Man's Melody
   Wonderful wave - wash over me
   Whenever I sing that White Man's Melody
  
   By the shores of the Gitchee Goomee
   She was floating on her bed
   She was deaming of Al Jolson
   And what she thought he said
  
   He was looking in the mirror
   He was putting on the paint
   Said the hardest thing about this job
   Is being what you ain't
  
   Just an old white man
   In a strange new world
   Can you come out tonight
   Little buffalo girl
  
   Wonderful things happen to me
   Whenever I sing that White Man's Melody
   Wonderful wave - wash over me
   Whenever I sing that White Man's Melody
  
   From the loins of the Liberace
   Sprang a million little tunes
   And they whirled around Eliza
   Like so many little moons
   Every jewel held a secret
   Every flourish held a clue
   As he held her in a rapture
   Singing I'll be seeing you
  
   Wonderful things happen to me
   Whenever I sing that White Man's Melody
   Wonderful wave - wash over me
   Whenever I sing that White Man's Melody