Tonight was just great, she taught us the sign for peace
   Now she's made us some popcorn, we've turned out the lights
   And we're watching movies
   I don't understand and she tries to explain
   How a spaceship is riding through somebody's brain
   And there's blood and guts and . . .
  
   She's the best one that we've ever had
   She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad
   And she tie-dyed my shirt and she pierced her own ear
   And it's peace, man, cool, yeah, the babysitter's here.
  
   And we all went to see her go dance at the high school
   We made her a big card
   And she told us that she'd be the unicorn wearing the pink
   leotard, and
   There she was leaping up just like she said
   With a sparkling horn coming out of her head
   And she's oh, oh, oh, oh
   (I can't wait to give her the card, I can't wait to give her the card)
   She's the best one . . .
  
   OK, so the play was called "The Unicorn" and she was the
   unicorn so that means that the star was my babysitter.
  
   You're the best one that we've ever had
   You sit on your hair and you're tall as my dad
   And I'll make you a picture for college next year
   So hush now, peace, man
   The babysitter's here
   The best babysitter's here