I guess I did it again...
    Well I embarrassed you in front of your friends
    It always happens this way
    I should have known that I would do it again
    I was just trying to make an impression
    But once again I caused destruction
    Can you figure out what's wrong with me?
    I am not your perfect model
    Mess things up should be my motto
    I just want to fit in...
    Maybe get a girlfriend...
    And be invited to a barbecue
    Is that really so hard to do?
    For me it is
    Sittin' home all alone
    What a way to spend my Saturday night
    Everybody I know
    Went to a party but I wasn't invited
    It's kind of funny how the story went
    You get a reputation for a couple incidents
    I guess I figured out what's wrong with me
    I am not your perfect model
    Mess things up should be my motto
    I just want to fit in...
    Maybe get a girlfriend...
    And be invited to a barbecue
    Is that really so hard to do?
    For me it is
    And sometimes I wonder (I wonder ahhh)
    What it'd be like to be popular (popular)
    And sometimes I wonder
    How could I be cool?
    I am not your perfect model
    Mess things up should be my motto
    I just want to fit in...
    Maybe get a girlfriend...
    And be invited to a barbecue
    Is that really so hard to do?
    For me it is