There's this girl I don't know
   Comes by every year or so
   And if I get the mail before my mom
   Then I will stay out of trouble
   She'll change every year
   Even pretty without beer
   She doesn't care about my hair
   My car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror
  
   Whoo, yehh
   She's finally here
   Whoo, yehh
   Comes one time a year
   Whoo, yehh
   She's finally here
   Whoo, yehh
   My Playmate Of The Year
   She moves me
   She makes me grow
   I'm so happy and boy does it show
   Now she's going to my head
   I'm gonna make this milky clear
   You're my Playmate Of The Year
  
   Hello how are you
   It's great to see you too
   Let's grab a sock
   It's time to rock
   And afterwards
   You never want to talk
   We always agree
   Who's in charge here is me
   We never fight
   You know I'm right
   It's always straight between you and me
  
   Let me go down on this girl for a day
   We can play spin the bottle
   Everyone can hear her say
   That I was the best she's ever had
   She could be my playmate
   And she could call me dad
   Whoo, yehh.....
  
   [Chorus]