My sex change operation got botched
   My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
   Now all I've got is a barbie-doll crotch
  
   I gotta angry inch
  
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
  
   I'm from the land where you still hear the cries (ooh ooh ooh)
   I had to get up not to sever my guys (ooh ooh ooh)
   I changed my name and assumed a disguise
   I gotta angry inch!
  
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track
   I tried to get up but I can't get no slack
   I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!
  
   My mother made my tits outta clay (tits of clay)
   My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away! (tits of clay)
   They dragged me to the doctor one day
   I gotta an angry inch!
  
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I gotta-I gotta angry inch!
  
   (LONG STORY SHORT)
  
   Yeah, long story short
   When I woke up from the operation,
   I was bleeding down there
   I was Bleeding from the gash between my legs
   It was my first day as a woman, already that time of the month!
   Two days later the hole closed up, ya know
   The wound healed and I was left
   with a one inch mound of flesh
   Where my penis used to be
   Where my vagina never was
   It was a one inch mound of flesh
   with a scar running down it
   like a sideways grin and sort of my last phase
   It was just a little bulge
   It was an angry inch!
  
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   The train is comin' and I'm tied to the track
   I tried to get up but I can't get no slack
   I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!
  
   Six inches forward and five inches back
   I got my inch
   I'm set to attack!
   I gotta angry inch! Angry Inch!