It come to earth three years ago from deep in space
   A brilliant U.F.O.! I could not believe it
   Refuge! I let it stay with me a while
   Stupid! Now I with that he would go
  
   Alien, Alien - he's a drunkard
   Alien, Alien - he ate my food
  
   Consumed my chow 'til nothing's left every week
   Are you happy now? I cannot avoid it!
   Nosey! He snoops around my private stuff
   Porno! And sold my stack of magazines
  
   He broke into my well stocked fridge and drank my beer
   I can't get really drunk tonight, the stores are closed
   Leave now! You drive me nuts, don't want you here
   Oh no! He locked the keys in his spacecraft