Sitting by my stereo all alone
   My baby calls me on the telephone
   She says, Baby take me out for a dance
   I tell my baby I feel so bad
   I can't go out and it's making me sad
   But when you see me, I know you will understand
  
   I got hay fever, blocking up my head
   Hay fever, I ought to be in bed
   How can I dance when I can hardly breathe
   Wish I could cure this infernal allergy
   I got, hay fever blocking up my brain
   Hay fever, feel the sinus pains
   And all the pills and the powders are in vain
   Thought I was cured but here it comes again
   It goes ooh-ah
  
   The pollen count's getting higher and higher
   My eyes are sore and my nose is on fire
   My throat's dry now and I'm starting to perspire
   My stuffed up head's killing all of my desire
   I got hay fever, you wicked allergy,
   Hay fever, you put the curse on me
   and I've inhaled every know remedy
  
   I can't stay cool 'cos I'm starting to sneeze
   I can't make love when I can't hardly breathe
   We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed
   There must be a cure for this hay fever
   Is there a pill or a powder I can take
   I must get a cure, for my romance is at stake
  
   Hey fever, you tore my image down
   Hey fever, I must look like a clown
   I must have used every tissue in town
   I'm running round sniffin' like a hound
   It goes ooh-ah
  
   I wanna kiss but I'm sneezin' instead
   I can't make love when my head feels like lead
   How can I pose when my nose is all red
   We should be home, should be tucked up in bed
   But I got hay fever
   Hay Fever
  
   Hay Fever
   Hay Fever
   Hay Fever