Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends
   The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends
   So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair
   Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair.
  
   I want hair like you
   (Don't wanna be a slob)
   I want hair like you
   (Just get that cute little bob)
   I want hair like you
   And you'll have hair like me too.
  
   Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show
   And the young doctor never let's his hair grow.
   He's got a sixty dollar crew cut
   But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow.
  
   I want hair like you
   (Cut it nice and short)
   I want hair like you
   (Like a sailor in a port)
   I want hair like you
   And you'll have hair like me too.
  
   No one could ever tell me,
   That I am too darn trendy.
   I like being lead by my nose
   Do what tv tells me
  
   I go buy all the t-shirts
   And all of the soundtracks
   With all the bucks that I spend
   I am a executives's dream...yeah
  
   Who cares if people just stop and stare?
   Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair.
  
   I want hair like you
   (Don't wanna be a slob)
   I want hair like you
   (Just get that cute little bob)
   I want hair like you
   And you'll have hair like me too.
  
   I want hair like you
   (Cut it nice and short)
   I want hair like you
   (Like a sailor in a port)
   I want hair like you
   And you'll have hair like me too.