Let me tell y'all what it's like
  Being male, middle-class and white
  It's a b*tch, if you don't believe
  Listen up to my new CD
  (Sha-mon)
    I got sh*t runnin' throught my brain
  It's so intense that I can't explain
  All alone in my white-boy pain
  Shake your booty while the band complains
    I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Just like Michael Jackson did
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Except that he was talented
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  I take the cheques and face the facts
  That some producer with computers fixes all my sh*tty tracks
    I'm p*ssed off but I'm too polite
  When people break in the McDonald's line
  Mom and Dad you made me so uptight
  I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
    I don't know how much I can take
  Girl, give me something I can break
    I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Just like Quiet Riot did
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Except that they were talented
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  I take the cheques and face the facts
  That some producer with computers fixes all my sh*tty tracks
    In a haze these days
  I pull up to the stop light
  I can feel that something's not right
  I can feel that someone's blasting me with hate
  And bass
  Sendin' dirty vibes my way
  'Cause my great great great great Grandad
  Made someones' great great great great Grandaddies slaves
  It wasn't my idea
  It wasn't my idea
  Never was my idea
    I just drove to the store
  For some Preparation-H
    Y'all don't know what it's like
  Being male, middle-class and white
  Y'all don't know what it's like
  Being male, middle-class and white
  Y'all don't know what it's like
  Being male, middle-class and white
  Y'all don't know what it's like
  Being male, middle class and white
    It gets me real p*ssed off, it makes me wanna say
  It gets me real p*ssed off and it makes me wanna say
  It gets me real p*ssed off and it makes me wanna say
  F*CK!
    Just like Jon Bon Jovi did
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Except that he was talented
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  I take the cheques and face the facts
  That some producer with computers fixes all my sh*tty tracks
    These days
  Yeah yeah
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Yeah yeah
  I'm rockin' the suburbs
  Yeah yeah
    You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'F*ck'
  You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'F*ck'
  You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'F*ck'
  You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'F*ck'