Mmm my best friend has a little car
   She can take off anywhere, anytime she wants
   And if you ask me mostly
   Where would I rather be
   I’ll tell you up and down the avenue
   In the passenger seat.
  
   My best friend
   Has fuzzy hair
   My best friend
   Walks with her tail in the air
   My best friend
   Makes me feel full as the moon
   I’m saving all my money and I’m gonna take her to
   Israel soon.
  
   Mmm my best friend has a little house
   She gave me my own keys and I go anytime I want
   And if you ask me mostly
   Where would I rather be
   I’ll tell you sitting on the window sill
   When she’s close to me.
   (I worried I was isolated now I’m glad I waited
   For the real thing)
  
   My best friend
   Has fuzzy hair
   My best friend
   Walks with her tail in the air
   My best friend
   Makes me feel full as the moon
   I’m saving all my money and I’m gonna take her to
   Israel soon
   My best friend
   She smells like patchouli and cigarettes and the street
   My best friend
   Sometimes she makes eyes at my feet
   My best friend
   You’d think we were from the same womb
   We don’t like talking in the morning
   And we dream all afternoon.
  
   Wear big clothes and you’re alright
   Don’t let the spin make you uptight
   Life’s a Saturday morning cartoon
   We’re like balloons we’re like balloons
   We come as one and we stand on line
   We don’t mind waiting ’cause we’re on our own time
   We don’t know what the meaning could be
   It’s a mix of love and ecstasy