Quittin' after one more last one
   Tired of playin' the clown
   If I want your opinion I'll ask ya
   I can get myself down
  
   Night driving without headlights
   Wearing sunglasses too
   Looking good but sure don't feel right
   Anything to be cool
   Doin' hopscotch with my legs tied
   Jumping rope in wet cement
   Black leather in midday sunshine
   All your mother's money spent
   Doin' time on the metal detector
   I'd like to drown in your pool
   Covering up everything that's defective
   Anything to be cool
  
   A burning heart could be so cool
   Won't you be my fashion victim
   C'mon I'm an April fool for you
  
   Anything to be cool
   Anything to be cool
   Anything to be cool
  
   A burning heart like an April Fool
   Won't you be my fashion victim
   C'mon I'm an April fool
   I'm a mid-spring snowfall
   Joke's on you I'm an April fool for you
   I'm an April fool for you
   I'm an April fool for you
   I'm an April fool for you