Fifteen years the bus had waited
   Before it moved on into the town
   Eye liner worn by all their girls
  
   Through the night the war was fought
   Each "eye liner" took two small drops
   Reaction - Elation - Joy, Joy, Joy
  
   Every girl took in a doctor
   The Constitution says: "you must house the men"
   Each doctor undermined a plot
  
   All the weight that was soon lost
   They erected as a golden cross
  
   Remember the weight is no longer here
  
   Through the street girls sang
   The marching bands brought on the rain
   The Doctors stood by the gold cross
  
   One "eye liner" she had an idea
   She read the Book, the Golden Book
   It seems another Man had come across a cross
  
   Dr. Jones they crucified
   But, all their weight was returned back
  
   Ha, Ha for all the girls now