There's a riot in Room 42
   It was chemistry, now it's a zoo
   And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune
   Tuned the heat up to one hundred two
  
   Tarzan and Jane
   Tarzan and Jane
  
   Now they're ripping their shirts and their tights
   Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights
   Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's
   Who's he carrying 'round on his face
  
   Tarzan and Jane
   Tarzan and Jane
  
   Now they've called in the men wearing blue
   There's a cameraman from Channel 2
   On the news at eleven does Edgar Rice Burroughs
   Get royalties on local news
  
   Tarzan and Jane
   Tarzan and Jane
  
   Well, tomorrow at 7:04
   As the principal says "shut the door"
   They'll be 25 Tarzan and 25 Janes
   And a chimp from Zoology 4
  
   Tarzan and Jane
   Tarzan and Jane