[Rose:] Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone.
  Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.
  Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone.
  Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!
    Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.
  Put your feet up. Feel at home.
  Have a smoke, have a Coke.
  Would you like to hear a joke?
  I'll have June recite a poem!
    Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone.
  Tell me any little thing that I can do.
  Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone.
  Have a kumquat, have two!
  Everybody give a cheer.
  Santa Claus is sitting here.
  Mr. Goldstone I love you!
    Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll.
  Tell me any little thing that I can do.
  Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce.
  Have a cookie, have a few!
  What's the matter, Mr. G?
  Have another pot of tea.
  Mr. Goldstone I love you!
    [Herbie:] There are good stones and bad stones
  and curbstones and gladstones
  and touchstones and such stones as them.
  [Rose:] There are big stones and small stones
  and grind stones and gall stones,
  [All:] but Goldstone is a gem!
    There are milestones, there are mill stones.
  There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue.
  But we don't want any old stone,
  only Goldstone will do!
  Moon stones, sun stones.
  We all scream for one stone.
  Mr. Goldstone we love you!
  Goldstone!