[A) LOW]
    I PUSH THE LIMITS OF GOOD TASTE
  WHENEVER I OPEN MY MOUTH
  YOU GOT A WORM IN YOUR EAR
  LIKE CHECKOV FROM KAHN
    SHAME! SHAME!
  I HIT A NEW KIND OF LOW.
    ALL THE WAY FROM SOUTH DAKOTA
  LIKE A GREEN LEPRACHAUN
  SHE GOT A SUN DRESS IN HEAT
  HE GOT HIS LATEX GLOVES ON
    SHAME! SHAME!
  I HIT A NEW KIND OF LOW.
    AND IF YOU EVER COME HERE
  YOU'RE TWEAKING ON THE PHONE
  "I GOT A NEW CONNECTION"
  I NEVER LEAVE THE LIGHT ON
    SHAME! SHAME!
  I HIT A NEW KIND OF LOW...
    [B) COMA]
    ALL THE TIME,
  A LOSS.
  BLACK LIKE YOU WERE BLESSED,
  I WAS SOBERED BLIND.
  LET YOU TAKE ME THERE
  AND LAUGHED LOUD WHEN THEY FOUND
  I WAS DEVOURED. DEVOURED.
  DEVOURED.